Meet the Chaos
meet the characters behind the chaos—now available as prints, merch, and more.
Princess Bean
Attention, peasants. Make way for the undisputed queen of the Frenchie universe. Adorned with her signature yellow crown, a pink diaper, and a pacifier, Princess Bean has major princess syndrome—and she makes zero apologies for it. People might call her “too much,” but she just calls it “knowing her worth.” She knows exactly what she wants, demands to be treated like royalty, and will absolutely judge your outfit while doing it. Don’t be fooled by the cute face; you don’t own her, she owns you.
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Meet the undisputed Prince of Costumes. With a head that barely fits into his signature red boxing hood, Prince Chalk loves to play the tough guy. But don’t let the gloves fool you—he’s a born entertainer who will use any excuse to play dress-up. He’s constantly forcing himself into hilarious outfits just to make everyone laugh (and to make sure all eyes are on him). He thinks he’s an intimidating fighter; we just think he’s a diva who desperately needs his own reality show.
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Riff Toff
The crew’s resident rockstar and ultimate emotion amplifier. Riff Toff operates on two modes: fast asleep, or sold-out stadium tour. The second any music plays, he completely loses his mind and transforms into the brightest star on stage (in his own head, at least). He treats every daily walk like a paparazzi red carpet and genuinely believes he’s an A-list celebrity. He’s 100% passion, 0% chill, and fully convinced the world is his audience. We just let him live in his delusion because the free entertainment is top-tier.
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The crew’s resident wild skater girl who is 90% tough attitude and 10% band-aids. Armed with her trusty skateboard and a few fresh scrapes from her latest stunt, Monster Spike loves challenging danger and absolutely refuses to back down. But don’t let the fierce, rebellious exterior fool you—she’s actually the biggest softie in the universe. She might act like she doesn’t care, but she is fiercely loyal and highly sensitive. Her ultimate promise to the crew? “Even if I’m terrified, I will always stand right in front of you.” She’s a walking disaster, but she’s the best protector you could ever ask for.
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Bounce Chub
The crew’s ultimate hype man and a relentless ball fanatic. Despite his chubby Frenchie physique, Bounce Chubb is 100% pure, unstoppable energy. While the rest of the crew is busy complaining, judging people, or taking naps, he’s bouncing off the walls and bringing the happy rhythm—whether you asked for it or not. He is the designated source of positive vibes in a very chaotic universe. Just remember his one golden rule: “I will gladly share my snacks with you, but if you touch my ball, we have a serious problem.”
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The ultimate imposter and the undisputed king of the snack heist. Rocking a rainbow afro wig, Snax Don is actually a pug who infiltrated the Frenchie crew for one reason only: extra food. He thinks he’s a sneaky, street-smart mastermind. He might not have the Frenchie DNA, but his absolute dedication to stealing your lunch makes him the crew’s ultimate joke machine. His life motto? “Call me Snax Don. Nothing stands between me and my next meal.”
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Kaju
The crew’s token feline and resident Muay Thai master. Calm, disciplined, and absolutely fearless around dogs. Cross his boundaries, and you’ll get a lightning-fast left hook before you even blink.
Mojo
A massive, clumsy gentle giant who is fully convinced she is a tiny house cat. She tries her best to fit in but constantly gets bullied by actual felines. Her life motto? “I’m actually a cat too…”
CHITO
The crew’s ultimate energizer bunny. He is 100% pure chaos in motion and always the first to rush headfirst into trouble. His life motto? “Stop? What does ‘stop’ even mean?”
Dukie
The crew’s gossip king and street-smart food radar. He investigates mysteries, but only if they involve missing snacks. His life motto? “Don’t talk to me about dreams, just tell me where the food is.”
Mortie
A knight in shining armor who acts first and thinks… never. He is the ultimate chaos maker with a heart of gold. His response to every disaster he causes? “Wait, we were supposed to think about this first?”
Vinny
The Godfather of the group. He speaks very little, but when he does, everyone listens. He is the calm, principled anchor in a sea of absolute chaos. Whatever you do, don’t mess with the boss.